Wall Street Ditches TACO for NACHO: Bets on Long-Term Hormuz Closure as Oil and Stocks Decouple
Wall Street traders are shifting from the TACO trade (Trump Always Chickens Out) to NACHO (Not A Chance Hormuz Opens). Oil surged over 50% while the S&P 500 hit new highs, with three derivatives markets — insurance, oil futures, and rate cuts — all betting the Strait won't reopen soon.








